Daniel Bergner, a white boy from Brooklyn, wrote this book about what women want, and it took us down a rabbit hole of monkey studies, Mel Gibson, MTV reality shows, MFA programs, and the all-important question: WHEN CAN WE GET A BOOK DEAL TOO?!?!?! (insert cartwheels, monster voices)
An homage and advice-giving session to (Previously) Fat Betty. Discussed: acting skillz, sharks, the medical condition called Bitchy Resting Face. And though we didn’t mention it, J Jones is super a big fan of eating placentas, which, you know, is actually supposed to be really good for you.
You guys, whatever happened to Homestar Runner? We get super (Strong) Sad not when we think about how much time we wasted in the early-mid aughts watching these videos instead of going to class (who needs college, yo?!?!?!), but when we think about how much time we COULD be wasting NOW if the site were still live and making videos like this.
Mike Chapman and Craig Zobel, can you hear us? Or rather, can you hear our insanely (in)accurate impressions of TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR? If so, come back. Oh please, oh do come back!
Wait a minute. A WIGISODE? Why did we make a wigisode?
We could try to explain, but instead we’ll borrow the words of a biblical philosopher king, aka That Guy From ‘South Pacific’: FOOLS GIVE YOU REASONS, BUT WISE MEN NEVER TRY.
So you’ll notice a few things. One, that Kristin looks a lot like Daria in her wig. Two, that Sally’s wig gets increasingly disheveled as the episode (d)evolves. Because it is cheap (Party City ftw). Also because we took a lot – and we mean A LOT – of dance breaks. (See: beginning, end.) Wigs, as it turns out, inspire a certain amount of movement. Also: bourbon.
We looked up ‘wigs’ on Wikipedia, but the entry was boring, so we looked up pubic wigs instead. Which makes this episode decidedly NSFW, since we use the term ‘pubes’ like seventeen times. You can also look forward to super fun facts about Robin Williams, Touched by an Angel, and that weird sac thing* Scots wear over their kilts. In about three minutes we shoot EPISODE TEN!!!!!! There will be champagne and cake in honor of the occasion, also Kristin has leftover birthday cake (31!). Feel free to raise a glass with us as we live-tweet, tell us what you looked up, too!
* Wow, the word ‘sac’ is super gross.
We returned to our favorite subject (besides Hodor, Mariah Carey) this week: NAKED WALT WHITMAN. We asked ourselves, What Would Walt Whitman Do, provided he could get his slender artist hands on some Q-Tips? The answer? Well, see for yourself.
GOOD NEWS. Hamster wheels aren’t just for hamsters!
All this talk about possums is making us really into anal glands.
Outtake from Episode 8.
Karl the cat just rolls his eyes.