Wait a minute. A WIGISODE? Why did we make a wigisode?

We could try to explain, but instead we’ll borrow the words of a biblical philosopher king, aka That Guy From ‘South Pacific’: FOOLS GIVE YOU REASONS, BUT WISE MEN NEVER TRY.

So you’ll notice a few things. One, that Kristin looks a lot like Daria in her wig. Two, that Sally’s wig gets increasingly disheveled as the episode (d)evolves. Because it is cheap (Party City ftw). Also because we took a lot – and we mean A LOT – of dance breaks. (See: beginning, end.) Wigs, as it turns out, inspire a certain amount of movement. Also: bourbon.

We looked up ‘wigs’ on Wikipedia, but the entry was boring, so we looked up pubic wigs instead. Which makes this episode decidedly NSFW, since we use the term ‘pubes’ like seventeen times. You can also look forward to super fun facts about Robin Williams, Touched by an Angel, and that weird sac thing* Scots wear over their kilts. In about three minutes we shoot EPISODE TEN!!!!!! There will be champagne and cake in honor of the occasion, also Kristin has leftover birthday cake (31!). Feel free to raise a glass with us as we live-tweet, tell us what you looked up, too!

* Wow, the word ‘sac’ is super gross.