MASQUERADES

Look, we’ve talked about this before. Masks cover NOTHING. We’re looking at you, Gossip Girl.

LEELEE SOBIESKI

One woman’s Blake Lively is another woman’s Leelee Sobieski.

A NOTE TO ALL FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: YOUR TINY MASKS WORN FOR SUPERHERO THINGS AND MASQUERADE BALLS DON’T HIDE ANYTHING.

Think it’s a good idea to make a reality show based on a highly produced fictional universe? Wrong.

Believe it or not, the Gossip Girl tv show was much more heteronormative and “safe” than the books. Here are our thoughts about gender identity.

Just a little PSA for everyone who ever wants an exotic pet.

Sally wins the Cold Reading Olympics. Also, IMDB if you need a proofreader, call us.