OUTTAKE: BAYWATCH

We talked about ‘Baywatch’ for a long time during this last shooting. And by ‘Baywatch’ we mean, obviously, pubic and armpit hair.

‘Baywatch’ alumnae, please inform us ASAP how you managed to stay completely free of ingrown hairs and weird blotchiness. Also please inform us where the hell you put your food babies in these high-cut swimsuits after lunch.

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